Jokes in Urdu (02)

 Aik villager pehli dafa plane main beth ta hai. Wo bohat dar rha hota hai. Jab plane ke urny ka waqt hota hai tou wo dar se apni aankhein bnd kr leta hai.

Thori der baad jb wo apni aankhein kholta hai or window se bahir dekhta hai. Phir apny sath waly bhai se puchta hai k "bhai zra ye btao k hm zameen se kitni ooper hain? Or ye window se insan choonti ki tarah Q lg rhy hain?

Sath wala bnda bola."aby ye choonti he hai. Abhe tou jahaz ura he nahi..."

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Jb jahaz urny lgta hai or jahaz ka agla tire jese he hawa main urta hai tou villager bhagta hua jata hai or pilot ko thapad maar kr kehta hai k "agar tuny one willing krni hai tou mujhe yahin utaar de"

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Thori der baad villager dekhta hai k pilot ne headphones pehny huye hain. Wo foran jata hai or dobara pilot ko thapad maar kr kehta hai k "wah driver! Paise hm se leta hai or songs khud sun rha hai..."

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