Jokes in Urdu (01)

Aik bachy ko usky teacher ne kaha."Na tumhe English aati hai, na Urdu aati hai aur na he math aati hai... Tumhe aata kia hai???"

Bacha bola: Sir! Mujhe paseena bohat aata hai..."

😂😂😂

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Agly din bacha class main shrartein kr rha tha. Sir ne dekh lia aur usy apny pass bula lia aur kaha.."tum bohat shararti ho. Chalo neechy lait jao or cycle ki tarah hath paoon chalao."

Bacha lait jata hai or hath paoon chalata hai. 10 minute ke baad bacha ruk jata hai.

Sir puchta hai k "Q ruk gaye ho?"

Bacha bola. "Sir! Cycle ka tire puncture ho gya hai..."

😂😂😂

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Bacha exams main fail ho jata hai. Sir pareshan ho kr bachy ko kehty hain k "Tum bs aik sawal ka jawab dedo. Taky main tumhe pass kr doon or meri tum se jaan chut jaye.. Btao tumhe kis ne paida kia??"

Bacha bola "Sir! Ammi hospital se le kr ai thi..."

😂😂😂

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